So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think I sprained my soul last night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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