I hate your face
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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