I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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