My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
