Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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