would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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