he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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