I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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