Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
