You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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