Whoa Z and x make the same sound
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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