On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think I just sharted jello shots
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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