Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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