Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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