Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
