please come you make the beer taste better
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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