we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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