office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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