Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
that may or may not have been my penis.
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