I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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