If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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