just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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