Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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