They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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