Me too!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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