they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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