im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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