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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this boner is exhausting
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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