one two three fourrrrnication!
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
