You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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