Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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