hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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