Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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