that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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