I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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