last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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