Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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