yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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