Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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