Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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