nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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