I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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