Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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