i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Couch. On fire.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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