I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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