I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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