How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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