yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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