Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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