I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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