don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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