i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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