didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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