How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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