Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm always down for nudity.
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